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Bryan Lewis Saunders and Illicit Relationship - Walk Before You Crawl

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  • Walk Before You Crawl
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    Five years in the making and finally released: Illicit Relationship and Bryan Lewis Saunders collaborate on Walk Before You Crawl, working off recordings of Bryan Lewis Saunders' dream talking from a single night. Strictly limited to 50 copies on pro-pressed cassette.

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A collaboration between Bryan Lewis Saunders and Illicit Relationship, based on a sleep/dream vocals by Bryan.

lyrics

Oh
Wait a minute
That’s right
You’re a fucking idiot
Digging through clothes
Really close
Mean
Pouring gasoline on people’s things
You’re slow
It’s where Bossanova lives
Or Bossanova already lives
Bossanova’s already gone
Bossanova’s already gone
There’s no house
He drove for 11 hours
Helmet
Helmet helmet
Quavar
Quavar
Sir Helmet Newton and Isaac Quavar
Came together
And put milk in a jar
The pope didn’t charge him with
Heresy
After he left
Stand trial for heresy
Post
The postal service did
Then I’ll murder
Chainsaw Roy’s picture
I’m in the middle like that
Not him he traded places
I know that’s not you
You gotta trade places with somebody else
So if you get jailed or go to prison it’s not you
Helmet figured it out that’s how he kept his head
It’s just pandemonium
Just random pandemonium
Random pandemonium random pandemonium
It happens like that
Mean
Me three
Well I didn’t have the party but the party was for me
Random pandemonium
With cinnamon schnapps
I’m angry when I dances
That’s all it was
Sarah
Sarah
Father wants you
To come back home
And off drugs
They quit taking pills
But he brought some with him in case you freak out
Listen he’s your father
You can trust hum
I don’t wanna go I’ll knock him out
Antoine Foucault had been holding her hostage
It’s bona take a lot of
Re-brainwashing
Programming
Better get her in the car
Right Sarah?
You guys’ve been through it all
She takes the calls
Here
The paying venues rock ’n’ roll clubs
Won’t let bands play unless they
Sing political things
Let ‘em play unless they sing hip to hip
Hipster days
Bitch slap ‘em
James Elroy would have approved of hipsters
Too
He would too
Something ‘cause there’s no nobody else does
Get rid of it when everybody else goes finds out
I know
James Elroy would have approved
The usual concerns
Jesus bagel issues
Go down
Revenge revenge revenge it circles the globe
Acts of revenge from one to another
Can make a human madder
You’ll repeat in 24
Hours
Rob’s in Chile
He’s friends with the demon I know
Smokestacks down the hall
You ain’t bring my money
He asked for feedback and so I gave it to him
Real in depth and wealth of ?
He didn’t even thank me for it
So
I neglected him
The piece in the girl scout show yeah right
It’s unlikely
That people will come to your house all day
And
And crawl on all fours only
Even if you have a badger
And a lot of turtles and tortoises
Like a zoo
Neighbors want you out
But you have lots of land
But it’s your habitat
So you can do whatever you want with it but
I don’t
You can’t
Treat people like that
Not like a dog
You don’t have groceries
You don’t have a vehicle
And the tortoises and the turtles

They like bread
But they
They like fruit and o-
And other things to
And people they have to walk 17 miles to get the tortoises and turtles food
Bright
Bipedal
Peedal by pedal
They’re doing it they’re walking upright to go get the food for the tortles
The tortles and the turtoises
Because people think you’re the director John Waters
That’s why they crawl on all fours all the time
Crawl on all fours all day
Every day
They think
They think they’re being filmed for a part in a movie
They think they’re being cast
How much
How much crawling and torture can one take?
I know it’s been like 20 some days and they still are crawling around
John Waters
Is devliish
Remember that kid
Confused him for a badger
Orange on one side
Dark brown on the other and then right in the middle was a white stripe and then on his head it switched
Colors switched sides
And he was waddling
In the cracks around the building
And then he waddled past the dead possum
And when
He came out on the other side he was a boy
Wasn’t a badger
He was a 16 year old that needed motor oil
He did
I know
You thought badgers were magic
?
He wasn’t a badger he didn’t
Want the color anymore
?
It was cheaper for him to give up everything
Have to get gas not have to get motor oil
Not have to get the car fixed
And just walk on all fours
What?
Cheapest way is not the best way
You could end up like a puppet
Doing tricks and experiment
For famous movie directors
How many days would you crawl on all fours to star in a motion picture?
?
When the turtles got strawberries and tomatoes they’d walk upright too
They’d be so happy
They’d get bipedal
Meats
Increase brain activity
Yes
?
I never talk this much when I’m dying
You go on and on and on and on and on
Strategy
Risk G-A-Y
Can’t afford ‘em
You die
?
Covered in lyme
?
The way you were
More like a
Ghost and a mummy
That’s what you’re asking me
Taking full confession from Kyle
Hospital
Left for road kill
(Siren)
Part of me
Are you asking for clemency?
It’s not It’s not up to me
It’s up to the facts
And if you lie one time
Deal breaker
Well at least you crawled outta there
Be very cruel
You son of a bitch
Red rose snot nosed kid
Trying to do him a favor and he burns the whole house down with us in it oh
Won’t get far without a car even if he looks like a badger
John Waters is always protective
He’s got plans for everything
He’ll never confess he does what he does and it’s
Up to us to appreciate it
But I’m walking on all fours
Not for him
Being bipedal
Flag’s half dead
It’s disgusting
Transfor-
Ten thousand
Little wings
Buzzing transforming into electricity
Generate energy
Supply
To half the people in the county
And their very ability
Of flies
To the carcasses of turtles and tortoises when they die
Yells
Protect their insides
The turtle meat
The turtlectricity
That’s the way things are in the road kill industry
John Waters just wants to film it
He doesn’t have an active roll
He’s not a
Active participant
He just lets things happen in front of him
That’s it
But you gotta
Sadistic
?
He makes you crawl on all fours
Not bipedalism
Make yourself
Start I’m worth it
Just deteriorate and never ever grow back the same and
He got an Emmy for one time shot
In a campy film
That may or may not even be good
He might as well walk on both feet and just bitch slap the hell out of him fuck it
?
I know
He’s not mean enough to do that
Worshipping the tortoise
And the alligator
The crocodile
And the sharks
Because they’ve been here so long is really infantile
You
Just because they’ve managed to last
Millions and millions of years
Doesn’t mean they’re smart
And in control of things
Might as well be worshipping a retarded human being
I’m not gonna apologize
That’s what happens
?
Even if you walk on two feet John Waters may takes the best out of you
He takes the best worst parts out of you
And gets you to explore them
In front of him and then
You be you
You be you the way he wants you to be
I don’t know who she is
Shallow grave
Animal slaves lock the door so
Kids from this
Private school next door don’t know
It’s not abandoned but
They could come in
And try to wreak havoc
And you have to fight them
Really hurt them
When I die I’m gonna die on all fours
Not for John Waters
(fart)
Live like the turtles
Check bipedalism and long distance arriving and temperature variables
Of the Earth that’s timeless
Overwhelm me
Cover me
Refriger-me or f-f-f-freeze me in a dehydrated state
Eleven Hundred CC brain
Powerful than a motorcycle all alone
Driving in the rain
A hundred CC brain
Eyes are in the front
Don’t slow down
Looking for a deer
Low to the ground
Milk is a natural
Milk it does the body good
Milk
By 1100 CC brain trying to tell me that I need more
Saturated fat and
Calcium
It’s not a symbol for mommas titty or
Ejaculate
Easy adaptability
Anthropological domination of the entire animal kingdom
John Waters
Hands
Face
Hands
Animal world and the human world in the living room of your time
?
The funniness of it
But not the importance
The knowledge
You have a 900 CC brain
But it’s not your fault
You were born that way
Just give up

credits

from Walk Before You Crawl, released October 1, 2020
Bryan Lewis Saunders: Sleep/Dream Vocals
Austin Cooley: Sounds
Carol Sandin Cooley: Sounds and Vocals

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